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Help stamp out mis-analyzed dominant thirteenth chords with this simple and attractive apparel. Available in men's and women's short- and long-sleeve shirts, hooded and un-hooded sweatshirts, hats, mousepads and tote bags.

Hey, but you gotta show some respect to the clef who doesn't arrange it's sharps like The Man says they're supposed to be. Available in men's and women's short- and long-sleeve shirts.

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Is it in you? Available in short- and long-sleeve t-shirts, sweatshirts, baseball jerseys, hoodies, ringers, mousepads, tote bags, caps, buttons and magnets.

Why do people always run when you bring it up? Available on long-sleeve and short-sleeve t-shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts, pins and tote bags.


Tell the world about your feelings for these wayward accidentals.

Warn children about the dangers of parallel fifths! Available on long-sleeve and short-sleeve t-shirts and tote bags.

...is always cool, and wearing a shirt that says that is even cooler. Available on long-sleeve and short-sleeve t-shirts, raglans, hoodies, mugs, mousepads, aprons, hats and tote bags.

Beethoven, wishing he was like Bach. Available on sweatshirts, hoodies, t-shirts, baby doll t-shirts, baseball jerseys, raglans, mugs, mousepads, aprons and tote bags.

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