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Ain't No Such Thing As A Three-Nine Chord
Help stamp out mis-analyzed dominant thirteenth chords with this simple and attractive apparel. Available in men's and women's short- and long-sleeve shirts, hooded and un-hooded sweatshirts, hats, mousepads and tote bags.
Tenor Clef Why You Gotta Be So Wack
Hey, but you gotta show some respect to the clef who doesn't arrange it's sharps like The Man says they're supposed to be. Available in men's and women's short- and long-sleeve shirts.
Klangfarbenmelodie
Once you receive this one, you'll need to wash it 100 times to get the appropriate faded look. Wear this to your next death medal concert and tell them that klangfarbenmelodie predated every single band out there. Available in men's and women's short- and long-sleeve shirts, and tote bags.
There's a Little Major Scale...
Is it in you? Available in short- and long-sleeve t-shirts, sweatshirts, baseball jerseys, hoodies, ringers, mousepads, tote bags, caps, buttons and magnets.
Twelve-Tone Row Serialism: No, Wait; Come Back
Why do people always run when you bring it up? Available on long-sleeve and short-sleeve t-shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts, pins and tote bags.
Double Sharps Get Me All Worked Up
Tell the world about your feelings for these wayward accidentals.
Parallel Fifths Can Kill You
Warn children about the dangers of parallel fifths! Available on long-sleeve and short-sleeve t-shirts and tote bags.
Keeping the Common Tone
...is always cool, and wearing a shirt that says that is even cooler. Available on long-sleeve and short-sleeve t-shirts, raglans, hoodies, mugs, mousepads, aprons, hats and tote bags.
Analysissimo! Beethoven
Beethoven, wishing he was like Bach. Available on sweatshirts, hoodies, t-shirts, baby doll t-shirts, baseball jerseys, raglans, mugs, mousepads, aprons and tote bags.
Analysissimo! Bach
Bach after one of his usual analysis parties. Available on sweatshirts, hoodies, t-shirts, baby doll t-shirts, baseball jerseys, raglans, mugs, mousepads, aprons and tote bags.